defender of the sofa and soul decay

a kingdom for rough sex right now

soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?dfndrfthsfndsldcy69 then sign up as ''dfndrfthsfndsldcy69'' and view premium inbox
Anonymous

Hello there sir/ma’am from FastCupid dating network.
Let me explain something to you. You don’t know who I am, but I know who you are. What you’re engaged in is called spam. Spam is the use of electronic messaging systems to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately. You might not be aware of it, but that is a felony. If you shamelessly send me another one of these, I will report you and sue your ass and you’ll experience such a shitstorm of consequences, my friend, that your little empty head cannot possibly fathom!

Now, fuck off. My sources say no.
The magic eightball has spoken!

Disappear shameless scumbag!

This body. This body holding me.

Many things are getting to me these days. I’ve never felt weaker.
After all the things I had the discomfort of living through in the last two years, I feel that I’m getting closer to the brink of losing it. People I trust, I cannot find anymore. Soon enough I’ll crack wide open. It’s not a matter of “If” anymore. Until the time comes, I’ll be sitting here wide eyed and hopeful, drawing something I never realised possessed such beauty and complexity, keeping my head level for a bit longer.

 

haven’t slept for past… 60 hours. no rest for the wicked..

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Anonymous

Holy dog shit. lolsummer69? Only girls and queers name themselves like that, dear anonymous. And you don’t sound much like a girl to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you fuck guys in the ass? - That is my question.

My sources say no - The magic 8 ball has spoken.

Disappear, scumbag!

This deadly burst of snow is burning my hands,
I’m frozen to the bones, I am
A million miles from home, I’m walking away
I can’t remind your eyes, your face.

My print is up for scoring :D

This is my first try at designing a print. Simple and clean. Vote :D

(The thumbnail is old, the design is somewhat different now)

What? - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

applearts:

Interior design room




-Hello, sir. Would you like me to emmm… push your ass hind up the stairs?
-Yes, please. Take me to my chamber, Honda.

applearts:

Interior design room

-Hello, sir. Would you like me to emmm… push your ass hind up the stairs? -Yes, please. Take me to my chamber, Honda.